Monday, October 15, 2007

Hello ladies and gentlemen.

I am CrashTest. Over the coming days, weeks, months, and years, I shall share with you tales of love, adventure, deception, and good times.

Recently I have been having a harrowing experience with a woman. As you revel in my languishing details, you will see that my name, CrashTest, is truly apt and worthy of my experiences.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, that's great.

Anonymous said...

Ask her why you can never raise her in the evening. And trade her phone in on a GPS one you can track.